deviant ART

A dA Bestiary - A New Series

`Windy999:iconWindy999: Dec 30, 2004, 8:05:04 PM
A couple of days ago I posted a forum entry asking for dA deviant types because I had the smart-alek idea of doing a bestiary.

The response was a bit more than I expected!

There's loads for me to be getting on with because here is the current list

1. +fav junkie
2. Serial commentor
3. Flamer
4. Forum whore
5. "lookatmygallery"
6. Newbie
7. Welcome spammer
8. Dead account
9. "not-visiting-often-dAer"
10. Grammer nazi
11. Topic cougar
12. dA fanart fanboy/girl
13. "too-much-mascara" webcam girls
14. Useless stock account
15. Artistic nude appreciator
16. Webcam whore
17. Teen-hater
18. "i-get-to-decide-what-is-good-art-but-my-own-gallery-is-crap"
19. Sex artist
20. Anime-is-not-art
21. Antidiscriminatory discriminator
22. Useless thread starters
a. click-mah-sig
b. i know this should be in my journal but i'm putting it here anyway
c. i hate everyone - people should all get cancer and die
d. i need to post this topic in every forum
e. OMG you forum nazis are sooo mean
23. Jark's loyal legion of ass-lickers
24. Furries
25. Welcome to dA, have fun but please don't notice that I'm pimping my page
26. Angsty
27. Overly dramatic
28. Hate artist
29. Sheep
30. Wolf (go-it-alone)
31. Mainstreamer (popularist)
32. Talented
33. Not-so-talented
34. Crappy
35. Backyard trees (really talented but no recognition)
36. Le Maltese Pupu - shit deviations with 40K+ views
37. La-la-las (just sing to you)
38. Politicos (pro-everything)
39. Look-at-me-I'm-so-contravertial
40. Risque photographer
41. Pussyfooters
42. Yes-men
43. Emotional surgeon
44. Surgeon
45. Phantom of emoticons (hide their faces behind smilies)
46. ROLFcoptor
47. Sizzle-then-fizzle
48. Machine gun (due to extra-dA activities stuff comes in short sharp bursts)
49. B-anima-bimbo
50. Ubergoth
51. Amateur 1337s
52. Inflation artist
53. All-rounder
54. 1337 speaker
55. Shoutbox whore
56. Plugger
57. Immature 20 year old
58. Pointer (makes points but never supports)
59. Teens that give the others a bad name
60. Tombstone preacher (obligatory goths draped over a tombstone)
61. Bathtub suicider (usually found in photos)
62. Invisible deviant (no posts, pageviews, or activity)
63. Shepherd (defend the sheep)
64. Lovies (love everything and are too cute for their own good)
65. Leeches
66. I-can't-think-outside-the-box (take all advice but can't change)
67. $Spyed ninja clan
68. Frustrated with low pageviews
69. Bondage-lover
70. Defensive anthro
71. Ban-dodging troll
72. Ihavenosubsmissionsbuthave100favsand1000 0forumposts
73. Active deviant
74. CAPITALIST
75. Going to leave dA but I'm going out in style
76. Labeller (must label everybody)
77. Waster of names (has good username but submits nothing)
78. Desperate improver
79. Lord of all I survey because I own 16 accounts and I can make or break you
80. Pleaselookatmygallery
81. I must post every 5 minutes to get loads of pageviews
82. I'm-for-everything-you-post
83. I'll-reply-to-every-comment-you-make
84. Change the absolute minimum and call it photomanipulation
85. Really good artist who everyone hates for some reason
86. Way too many +favs
87. Normal deviant
88. Normal admin
89. All-admin-are-nazis
90. Anime hypocrit

Wish me luck everybody :D

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`Windy999:iconWindy999: Dec 30, 2004, 8:05:04 PM
A couple of days ago I posted a forum entry asking for dA deviant types because I had the smart-alek idea of doing a bestiary.

The response was a bit more than I expected!

There's loads for me to be getting on with because here is the current list

1. +fav junkie
2. Serial commentor
3. Flamer
4. Forum whore
5. "lookatmygallery"
6. Newbie
7. Welcome spammer
8. Dead account
9. "not-visiting-often-dAer"
10. Grammer nazi
11. Topic cougar
12. dA fanart fanboy/girl
13. "too-much-mascara" webcam girls
14. Useless stock account
15. Artistic nude appreciator
16. Webcam whore
17. Teen-hater
18. "i-get-to-decide-what-is-good-art-but-my-own-gallery-is-crap"
19. Sex artist
20. Anime-is-not-art
21. Antidiscriminatory discriminator
22. Useless thread starters
a. click-mah-sig
b. i know this should be in my journal but i'm putting it here anyway
c. i hate everyone - people should all get cancer and die
d. i need to post this topic in every forum
e. OMG you forum nazis are sooo mean
23. Jark's loyal legion of ass-lickers
24. Furries
25. Welcome to dA, have fun but please don't notice that I'm pimping my page
26. Angsty
27. Overly dramatic
28. Hate artist
29. Sheep
30. Wolf (go-it-alone)
31. Mainstreamer (popularist)
32. Talented
33. Not-so-talented
34. Crappy
35. Backyard trees (really talented but no recognition)
36. Le Maltese Pupu - shit deviations with 40K+ views
37. La-la-las (just sing to you)
38. Politicos (pro-everything)
39. Look-at-me-I'm-so-contravertial
40. Risque photographer
41. Pussyfooters
42. Yes-men
43. Emotional surgeon
44. Surgeon
45. Phantom of emoticons (hide their faces behind smilies)
46. ROLFcoptor
47. Sizzle-then-fizzle
48. Machine gun (due to extra-dA activities stuff comes in short sharp bursts)
49. B-anima-bimbo
50. Ubergoth
51. Amateur 1337s
52. Inflation artist
53. All-rounder
54. 1337 speaker
55. Shoutbox whore
56. Plugger
57. Immature 20 year old
58. Pointer (makes points but never supports)
59. Teens that give the others a bad name
60. Tombstone preacher (obligatory goths draped over a tombstone)
61. Bathtub suicider (usually found in photos)
62. Invisible deviant (no posts, pageviews, or activity)
63. Shepherd (defend the sheep)
64. Lovies (love everything and are too cute for their own good)
65. Leeches
66. I-can't-think-outside-the-box (take all advice but can't change)
67. $Spyed ninja clan
68. Frustrated with low pageviews
69. Bondage-lover
70. Defensive anthro
71. Ban-dodging troll
72. Ihavenosubsmissionsbuthave100favsand1000 0forumposts
73. Active deviant
74. CAPITALIST
75. Going to leave dA but I'm going out in style
76. Labeller (must label everybody)
77. Waster of names (has good username but submits nothing)
78. Desperate improver
79. Lord of all I survey because I own 16 accounts and I can make or break you
80. Pleaselookatmygallery
81. I must post every 5 minutes to get loads of pageviews
82. I'm-for-everything-you-post
83. I'll-reply-to-every-comment-you-make
84. Change the absolute minimum and call it photomanipulation
85. Really good artist who everyone hates for some reason
86. Way too many +favs
87. Normal deviant
88. Normal admin
89. All-admin-are-nazis
90. Anime hypocrit

Wish me luck everybody :D

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______________________________ ______

Don't follow the herd - be yourself!

THE dA BESTIARY :pointr: [link]
`Windy999:iconWindy999: Dec 30, 2004, 11:39:10 PM
From :iconnerdchick:

91. "the ones who watch you and then never comment on anything"
92. "the ones who click on the 'random deviant' link, leave a 'hello random deviant!' message on your userpage and then leave."

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~weedonio:iconweedonio: Dec 31, 2004, 2:16:21 PM
you're a labeller then :)

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~iniclof:iconiniclof: Dec 31, 2004, 2:16:28 PM
jajajjajaja, you will have a lot of work with it, but the first one is great

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~ailu:iconailu: Dec 31, 2004, 2:22:38 PM
yay, I wana be a teen hater :D
!Undersignificance:iconUndersignificance: Dec 31, 2004, 2:26:31 PM
Don't forget the varied artists, the ones that try everything in art but never submit anything good (like me).

Or the art thieves.

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~Edme:iconEdme: Dec 31, 2004, 2:38:33 PM
I'm especially waiting for Bathtube Suiciders - I think they are quite popular recently, although maybe not in a way they would like to be... :giggle:

... And for Phantom Of Emoticons (hide their faces behind smilies)... just because... ;)

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*willows-storm:iconwillows-storm: Dec 31, 2004, 2:46:50 PM
I dont see anything about communities in the list.. heres a few..

a. they make a community, then find out it's too much work and close it.
b. they make a community, then forget about the community for months, but don't tell anyone to not send submission notes to them.
c. they make a community that has the same topic as 5 other communities, and wonder why nobody joins.
d. Deviants that own the "community list" communities.
e. Deviants that make a community that they themself won't submit any art to.

The list you're making is a great idea, though it looks like alot of work :faint:

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`Windy999:iconWindy999: Dec 31, 2004, 2:55:05 PM
Ha!

Touché!

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`Windy999:iconWindy999: Dec 31, 2004, 2:55:37 PM
Thanks a lot - looking forward to it :D

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Don't follow the herd - be yourself!

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