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Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.
*purr*
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Don't follow the herd - be yourself!
THE dA BESTIARY
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There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it.
I bet that's a craftsman .. only the best power tools for death
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Come on darling
Put a pretty dress on
We're gonna go out tonight
Dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance
Dance, dance, dance
All night long
do not - repeat - do not click on this link - [link]
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Nothing hurts my world,
just affects the ones around me
When sin's deep in my blood,
you'll be the one to fall.
*purr*
(beware the buzzing of Death's strimmer!)
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Don't follow the herd - be yourself!
THE dA BESTIARY
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Don't discriminate against the ugly people
(tries desperately to get that unwanted image out of his head)
Thanks
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______________________________ ______
Don't follow the herd - be yourself!
THE dA BESTIARY
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______________________________ ______
Don't follow the herd - be yourself!
THE dA BESTIARY
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx
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